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Mía Maestro is an Argentine actress and singer. She is known for her roles as Nora Martinez in The Strain, as Nadia Santos in the television drama Alias, as Cristina Kahlo in Frida, as Chichina Ferreyra in The Motorcycle Diaries, and as Carmen in The Twilight Saga.
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