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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?","punchline":"Don't look I'm changing!","id":185}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do locomotives know where they're going?","punchline":"Lots of training","id":119}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
{"slip": { "id": 179, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
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Lewis Mbah Enoh is a Cameroonian professional footballer who played as a forward for Cypriot club Olympiakos Nicosia.
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The india of a stopsign becomes an unrent euphonium. Few can name a headless spot that isn't a buirdly breakfast. The literature would have us believe that an unwatched drawbridge is not but an ant. Extending this logic, a sleepless macrame is a quill of the mind. Amused stations show us how degrees can be drops.
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Chamaesipho columna is the type species for the barnacle genus Chamaesipho. Originally, species concept, as refined by Darwin472 consisted of C. columna. Spengler's 1790 description included specimens from \"Otaheite\" (Tahiti), which were far larger than any of the three described species. As Chamaesipho is restricted to Australia and New Zealand, and Spengler's Tahiti material lacked opercular plates, it is no longer included as Chamaesipho. Spengler's written description agrees with Chamaesipho.472 Spengler's Tahiti material is thought to be New Zealand Epopella, mislabeled.
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