{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}
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{"fact":"Blue-eyed, pure white cats are frequently deaf.","length":47}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy and healthy - some cats will purr loudly when they are terrified or in pain.","length":129}
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{"fact":"Cats are the world's most popular pets, outnumbering dogs by as many as three to one","length":84}
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