{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
{"fact":"When a domestic cat goes after mice, about 1 pounce in 3 results in a catch.","length":76}
{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
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{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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