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{"fact":"A kitten will typically weigh about 3 ounces at birth. The typical male housecat will weigh between 7 and 9 pounds, slightly less for female housecats.","length":153}
{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
{"type":"general","setup":"How many lips does a flower have?","punchline":"Tulips","id":8}
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